My name is Cait and I'm 19. I reblog a lot of British Royals and Adventure Time stuff. Sometimes Tumblr is my journal and sometimes I just use it for pictures of cats. Spoiler alert: I am a mess
tomorrow morning i’ll have st. john’s wort tea to help me stay calm and focsued, but also coffee so i can wake up and be enegerized
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"stress can make generalized anxiety disorder worse"
wow. really, wedmd? for real? tell me more.
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Anxiety level: 1000%
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
How To Make an Apology Post for When You Fuck Up
- Defend yourself. Make sure you protect yourself and what you’ve done at ALL COSTS.
- Make sure you stress how LONG ago you fucked up. Doesnt matter if it was last night! Say shit like “at the time” and make sure you round up the years. I.e “I said that about 2-6 years ago!” So it sounds like it was all the way back in 1967.
- Excuses! You need tons and tons of excuses. My favorite one, personally, is ignorance. Some ways you might like to phrase it are, “I didnt know at the time” ” I live in [insert country that still soaks up every last drip of pop culture, black culture and news]” and “I had no idea that [something extremely disgusting and offensive that literally everyone knows about] was a thing!” Again, a combination of time and ignorance should solidify your excuse.
- Emphasize it was for your followers! To make them laugh, give you notes and make them happy. You didnt mean what you said, you just did it to make your friends laugh!
- Make yourself the victim. This is the hardest one….Make sure that you emphasize your intentions, whether they were malicious or not.
- Screw the facts! Make up your own shit, your own timeline and disregard the fact that many people have receipts and could expose exactly what you said. Who cares!
- Last but certainly not least, don’t actually apologize! Fuck that! Just go around in circles. Around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and
When you try to impress your friend but they don’t care
they still can’t arrest one guy….that is literally
all that everyone is asking for right now. more than a month later and
they are still injuring and arresting innocent people to protect one
1 white man is worth more than a million black bodies, didn’t you know?
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic